*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
im lonely and i miss you please come back to me.