ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

(Source: ernbarassing)

vintage-kisses:

Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel)

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me.